Posted by on March 5, 2012
Energize your office with Kakabeka Crystal
Accomplishing all these goals over here at Lowerys makes us thirsty, so we thought it only makes sense to share the refreshingly pure spring water of Kakabeka Crystal with you, our ambitious customers.
Call 344-6666, visit our store or ask your Lowerys Sales Rep how you can equip your business or office with Mother Nature’s Energy Drink.
Caution: Kakabeka Crystal can have the following side effects:
Some subjects show signs of being off the couch for longer periods of time
You may start hearing voices saying “Keep up the good work” and “I’ve decided not to fire
you after all”
Reported incidents during testing include venturing outside and physical activity
Test subjects have reported decrease in headaches and a concerning lack of “lip dryness”